Science Center Experiment 'Zaps' Clothes Off 50 People |
CREED Rock Hall Concert 'Ruined' by Streaker |
Man Robbed of Clothes by Browns Stadium |
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by Hack Dawson ABS Investigative Reporter |
by Daniel Randolph |
by Cynthia Figgler Post Cleveland Reporter |
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A nationally-televised reunion performance by CREED was interrupted by a naked man who ran through the crowd and onto the stage Saturday afternoon. "It was horrible," said lead singer and failed solo artist Scott Stapp. "This nude guy ran through and totally ruined the vibe." Not everyone at the concert shared Stapp's opinion of the "horrible" diversion. "The naked guy was AWESOME!" said Julie Chapman, a 19-year-old visiting the city from Easlake for the day. "Otherwise the concert sucked." "I was afraid he was going to fondle me," said Stapp of the streaker charging the stage. "Then he stole my microphone." "I think that tool was lip-sinking, anyways," said Chapman. Jerry Hauser, the producer of "Live Cuts" for ABS, concurred. "I thought this entire reel was going to end up as B-role for commercial backgrounds," confessed Hauser. "Now we know it'll end up on 'Best Week Ever,' maybe even the 'Daily Show.'" The streaker, described as a "gangley" white male with brown hair (all over), was never apprehended. "Don't worry, we're going to catch this guy," said Cleveland detective Jim Davenport. "We don't allow these shennanigans in Cleveland." "That kind of behavior just isn't dignified," said Stapp, who married his first groupie and became a born-again Christian upon her urging. "I mean, come on- this is a rock show," said Stapp. "Show some respect." |
Cleveland Police are investigating a man who was mugged of his work uniform while leaving Cleveland Browns Stadium Saturday afternoon.
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Van Stolen from 9th St. Parking Garage |
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by Charles Figgler Post Cleveland Reporter |
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Witnesses say the two white males, both about 20, came running into the garage screaming. One was wearing a red jumpsuit and the other was completely naked. "They both looked whacked out on drugs," said booth attendant Phillis Barber. "The naked one busted the driver's-side window with what looked like a microphone. Then the one in the jumpsuit drove them out, |
probably because of the glass on the seat." Bubba Evers, the city sanitation worker who parked the van in the 9th St. garage, is not facing any consequences for having the vehicle at a non-work-related location. "What? I went to see CREED at the Rock Hall," said Evers. "It was on my lunch break." |
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